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Mr. Batman
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The World's Deadliest Shotgun Sept 8, 2013 16:34:19 GMT

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Post by Mr. Batman on Sept 8, 2013 16:34:19 GMT

This is by far the deadliest shotgun in the world. Developed for the U.S. government by a private contractor, the AA12 is built out of 7 alloys of stainless steel and requires literally no cleaning and no lubrication. Before you go asking or Googling, it requires a Class III dealer's license to own and will cost you $40,000 for a floor model. However, you can rest safe at night knowing that you are being protected by men holding guns that fire off 298 12-gauge-rounds per minute.

Last Edit: Sept 8, 2013 16:36:13 GMT by Mr. Batman

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criticalzephyr: What? Why a pig? Aug 19, 2013 5:48:23 GMT

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KerfuffleMach2: Hey, with that logo, I'd suggest taking the motto out of the bottom left corner there. Looks better to me. Aug 23, 2013 3:21:31 GMT

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